In article .com>,
"aem" > wrote:

> Sheldon wrote:
> > Spamtacular Party Dip
> >
> > Ingredients
> > - 2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
> > - 1 can SPAM® Classic (12-ounce), grated
> > - 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
> > - 1 teaspoon CHI-CHI'S® Salsa
> > - 1 dash cayenne pepper
> > - 1 cup finely chopped green or red bell pepper
> > - 1/2 cup chopped celery
> > - 1/4 cup chopped onion
> > - 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro or parsley
> [snip]
> > © Hormel Foods
> >
> So even Hormel acknowledges that you have to adulterate the hell out of
> it to make it eatable?
>
> Instead, start with the same quantity of Underwood Deviled Ham, halve
> the quantities of worcestershire, bell pepper, celery, eliminate the
> salsa and cilantro, add a squeeze of fresh lemon juice. Be sure to
> chop the veggies very fine. -aem
>

Or use Underwood roast beef..... ;-d

A little pickle relish and mayo, chopped celery and the cream cheese.
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K.