AlleyGator wrote:
> "jmcquown" > wrote:
>
>> AlleyGator wrote:
>>> "jmcquown" > wrote:
>>> Jill, are you following me? <G>
>>
>> Yeah, I'm stalking you LOL
>>
>> Jill
> OK, I finally figured it out. My first crush in my entire life was in
> the 5th grade, and it was a girl named Jill. Today, she probably
> weighs 400 pounds, lives in a trailer park and has 12 kids. That's
> it. God, I need therapy. I can't ever speak to you again <G>.

That's me!!!! Yep, I weigh 400 (actually 430) and waddle around with a corn
dog in one hand dripping mustard and a slice of pizza in the other. I have
pizza sauce and chicken & dumplings all down the front of my mumu. I'm
pitiful as I waddle back to the trailer from the neighbor's trailer where I
bummed the food since I cain't actually cook fer myself <G>

Jill