Greg Zywicki > wrote:
>Blair P. Houghton > wrote in message
>. ..
>https://store.merchantduvin.com/e/md...to=f/co=1.html
>>
>> It's bigger than some premature babies.
>
>I like the white rose detail. But, then, I am a practicing Lutheran.

Yorkshire White Rose. Logo of the Samuel Smith's Brewery.

Not the most fetching graphic avatar in the world,
but historical as all get-out.

>I hope you have better luck with your fancy opener than I've had with
>fancy pens. I always lose them.

This one goes in the drawer hard by the fridge, where all
good openers belong.

>Also, pay special attention to how much lever you put into opening.
>Brass isn't as durable as steel.

Lever? Ha. I merely lay this massive beast on the caps
and they spring open begging forgiveness and distracting
me towards the comely barley sauce they were hoarding.

--Blair
"Nice. I always wanted
an enforcer on staff."