"Fudge" > wrote in message
.. .
> Mark 8 April on your calendar trendsetters. This is the day Prince
> Charles of the House of Windsor marries his beloved Camilla. Colonial
clods
> like us Canadians still have a picture of his mother on our $20.00 note so
> some day Charles will be King Of Canada. Royal weddings have historically
> been time of huge banquets and much feasting. I feel inclined to
participate
> is come modest way. What would be ideal would be to try and duplicate the
> royal banquet here in the Canadian wilderness. I need the menu. Also some
> suggestions on the proper etiquette. Perhaps the English who read this ng
> could enlighten me.
>
> Farmer John
>
>

Pablum and milktoast to be sure. I just read an article the other day that
if Charles had been half the man he touted himself to be, he would have
stood up to his parents, the Parliment and the other naysayers and married
Camilla when he first 'fell in love', even if it meant doing what good ol'
great uncle Eddie did and renounce the crown. Diana may have actually then
been able to marry for love and not have been the sacrificial virgin the
crown demanded and she may still be alive today, Diana, Charles and ol
Rottie happy.

He lacked the ******** to do what was right. Why celebrate now. Maybe for
a present we can send him an order of mountain oysters....it appears he
might just need a good set of balls.
-Ginny