Melba's Jammin' > wrote in message
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> In article >, "The Ranger"
> wrote:
> > Melba's Jammin' > wrote in message
(snippage)
> > A tourine on a heatpad.
>
> Is that like a mini-tour? It's TUREEN, Dufus!!! We who
> can spell get big chuckles from you who cannot. It's kind
> of a perverted character flaw.

I mean this in the most pleasant of terms when I ask you to -- "Go to
Heck on your motorized pogo stick!" <EG>

(snip)
> > > > If this style doesn't appeal to you, leave the chunks
> > > > alone. TEHO.]
> > > >
> > > And what's TEHO? (Tell Everyone at the Home Office?)
> > >
> > "To Each His Own."
> >
> (whacks self on forehead). I should've figured it out.

Here; le'me he'p y'all! <Thwack!> Ya know? That's kinda ther-oh-putic.
Le'me do it again! <Thwack!> Yep. Very ther-oh-putic...

The Ranger