"Joseph Littleshoes" > wrote in message
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> S> And, like most other forms of sexual or anatomical innuendo is usually
> indicative of the same inadequacy in the accuser, 11 EEE
> notwithstanding, such inadequacy being the only reason they would
> mention it in the first place.

.........lots of snips..........

This thread sort of reminded me of this joke I received today.

THE ITALIAN BRIDE
Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still
a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was
very nervous.
Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big
hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go
upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy
legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his
pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs
and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta. This is a job for Mama!!!!"

Elaine