In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> >"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
> >
> >>I'll probably buy new jeans with a nice, sharp crease down
> >>the front. I'm old and cranky and people don't mess with us old, cranky
> >>people. The pictures will be memorable. Maybe I'll wear that denim
> >>necktie my wife bought me a few years ago. Crisp up the outfit, doncha
> >>know. Shirt with "Louie" embroidered on it. Give 'em something to talk
> >>about for years.
> >>
> >><LOL>
> >>
> >>Pastorio
> >
> > Don't you DARE, Bob Pastorio, don't you DARE! Don't even joke
> > about it. Bite the bullet and dress up. Shame on you!

> <sigh> Ok, I'll wear socks and underwear. Socks match. Most of my
> clothes won't be denim and I'll lose the "Louie" shirt. Happy now...?
>
> Ok, *no* denim...
>
> Jeez. You're tougher than all my wives. It's almost like somebody's
> getting married or something. Oh, wait...
>
> Pastorio

I knew you could be counted upon for proper attire at such a celebratory
occasion. BTW, when's the baby due? JUST KIDDING!! I had to take a
shot. :-) (You wouldn't HAVE to wear the skivvies, you know -- my
state's former governor said he didn't. But then, he's a jerk.)
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Arizona vacation pics added 3-24-05.
"I read recipes the way I read science fiction: I get to the end and
say,'Well, that's not going to happen.'" - Comedian Rita Rudner,
performance at New York, New York, January 10, 2005.