On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:50:10 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>Don't you DARE, Bob Pastorio, don't you DARE! Don't even joke about it.
>Bite the bullet and dress up. Shame on you!

My step-daughter graduated from law school on a *very* warm day in
June. She and her pals all wore shorts under their gowns. Smart girls,
as I sat there in a silk suit and looked as if I'd been through the
sprinkler system afterwards.

"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by
stupidity."

- Nick Diamos