I've got a relative, Jake, who visits often.
Jake is a food "health nut"

No matter what we prepare for meals,
he will talk about the cholesterol, fats, calories,
and why we shouldn't eat this food.

.....all the while, eating with both hands ! ( figuratively )
and seconds....
and thirds...

We chuckle......

"that's Jake ... and we love him"
..



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