Dog3 wrote:
> "Kilikini" > wrote in
> :
>
>
> ROFL... Mother, Father (Back from his home in West Van) Steven and I
> got so drunk on martinis (yes the real ones) a few years ago at
> Christmas. You would have to know my mother. Black dress, pearls (She
> is like a Sears commercial where she's painting a room perfectly
> dressed) I still had my Scotties then and we had just gotten Missy.
> We got absolutely disgusting and crude. We were not couth. We had a
> ball just sitting at the dining room table.
>
> Unfortunately that's when mother started feeding Missy snacks under
> the table. That is how Missy learned to beg. Then she made all the
> dogs hamburger in the morning. I could have killed her. She knew
> better but was hung over and decided to do me a favor and feed the
> kids. Well, she paid the price. The dogs got sick all over her white
> carpet. 5000 square feet of it had all kinds of spots. I was so hung
> over I refused to clean it.
>
> Then her schnauzer puked on her bedspread. That's the day Marti quit.
> The dog had puked 2 times on the spread and Marti was tired of
> cleaning it. Mother nursed her Marti until she died. Marti was mean,
> she made us do our own laundry, make our beds and do all kinds of
> housework.
>
> Ob Food:
>
> I wonder if I can have a Reuben (not with the egg salad)before I
> start this low carb diet

Damn, you made me laugh at your post! I sprayed beer on my monitor.
Thanks, I think.

Don't have the Reuben! If you keep saying I want this before I start low
carb, you're gonna keep saying it every day. Start now. I fully did as of
Saturday because I keep having constant kidney and bladder infections. I
was told by a woman with the same problem, that if you eliminate carbs it
should help cure it because I could be borderline diabetic. I dunno. My
hubby is a low-carb freak anyway, so, guess that's where I'm headed.

I haven't had potatoes in months and I'm a potato freak. No pasta in, oh, 6
months at least and no bread for about 8 months. If I can do it, you can
too.

kili