"jmcquown" >, if that's their real name, wrote:

>My brother opened a bag of Doritos chips years ago and found a big long
>strip of metal in it; I witnessed it. Something had fallen off the
>machinery on the production line and got sealed into the bag. So much for
>"packed by weight, not by volume"; that hunk of metal weighed at least as
>much as the chips in the bag.

My mom found a piece of hardware in a container of ice cream once. At
least it wasn't a body part.

Carol, thinking of growing a garden and grinding her own meat
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Coming at you live, from beautiful Lake Woebegon