"Sheldon" > wrote in message
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> jmcquown wrote:
>> Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> > "jmcquown" >, if that's their real name,
> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I worked with someone (not from a different country) who would
> take
>> >> a huge bite of food and then start talking. Drove me nuts. I'd
>> >> look anywhere except at her because I really don't want to see her
>> >> mouth full of food. She is perfectly proper in every other sense
> of
>> >> the word, down to making sure her slacks (even jeans!) are pressed
>> >> and never a hair out of place. But put a plate in front of her and
>> >> she'll take a bite and then start talking. EEEEK! But no, I
> never
>> >> said anything to her. I don't have to live with her or watch her
>> >> eat every day. In fact, when we go out to lunch these days, I
> make
>> >> sure she's sitting beside me so I can look at the other people
>> >> across the table instead
>> >
>> > Now, remember, Wayne says I have class.
>> >
>> > I used to work with a woman who always asked what I was eating for
>> > lunch, while I was chewing it. Every day. Every damned, stinkin'
>> > day. One day when she asked, I just opened my mouth and showed
> her,
>> > then walked away. She never bothered me again.
>> >
>> > Carol, the Queen of Couth
>>
>> Oh, I had a guy like that at the office, too. Drove me nuts. What
> did you
>> bring for lunch? He'd lean over my shoulder to check it out.
>> Jill
>
> Jill, whenever a guy leans over your shoulder to "check it out" he's
> checking *them* out.
>
> Sheldon

That's hilarious Sheldon.

Elisa
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