One time on Usenet, "Bob (this one)" > said:
> Nicolaas Hawkins wrote:
> > On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 09:37:06 -0700, Bob Myers
> > > wrote in
> > >:
> >>"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
> ...

> >>>Here's my question. Would it be a HAMBUGER. Need to know.

> >>Depends - who is the official keeper of the International
> >>Standard for Hamburgerness?

I think Nancy's joke was missed -- she was commenting on the title of
this thread, which is short one "r".

> > MuckDonalds, of course .... although their poisonous product could not be
> > suchly described by anyone with an ounce of discrimination.
>
> Right. A 100% beef patty is, um, "suchly" poisonous.

Heh...

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