On 3 Apr 2005 02:08:39 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
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>On Sat 02 Apr 2005 04:59:57p, Rusty wrote in rec.food.cooking:
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>> If the Pope were coming to dinner what would you serve?
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>> Rusty
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>Fish, caught with the Popeil Pocket Fisherman.
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>But, then, dead men don't eat. At least not much.


Now you've done it. Now I have to post this.



Three Chinese die and get to the Pearly Gates.

St.Peter takes one look and says, "You guys can't come in here!"

First Chinese says, "Why not ?"

St. Peter says, "Because you are a bunch of heathens."

The three Chinese look at each other, then at St.Peter and
say, "NO-NO we are good christens !"

St. Peter says, "If you are such good Christians tell me what is
Easter?"

First Chinese, "Ah Easter thats easy. A big fat man with red
suit go around and give toys to everybody!!!"

St.Peter, "Sorry you are wrong. You guys have two chances left to get
in here !!"

Second Chinese , "Ok I know this one. Cook a big turkey and go
around and say thank you, thank you, thank you !!!"

St. Peter, "Wrong again!!! Last chance."

Third Chinese, "Okay first you take a Jezzu Chrise and nail
him to cross..."

St Peter, "Go on,...."

Third Chinese, "Then you take him down and put him in ground
and roll up big rock !!"

St. Peter, "Very good what happens then ?"

Third Chinese, "After three days, roll away big rock. He come
out and see shadow, go back in. 'Winter another six week' !!!!"



Rusty