John Bonnett wrote:

> "Bob Myers" > wrote
>
>>"Peter Aitken" > wrote
>>
>>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote
>>
>>You were simply wrong. And you're too Penmartic to admit it.
>>>
>>>Hey a new word - penmartic - I love it!
>>
>>We also have a verb implied here - "to penmart" - not to
>>mention a whole new belief system ("penmartism") as well
>>as a debilitating medical (mental?) condition, "penmartia."
>>
>>Bob M.
>
> Don't forget:
>
> as a noun - 'ship shape and penmartic fashion'
> or an adverb - 'the chef penmarticly refused to fry fish'
>
> John<==how do you conjugate 'to penmart' ?

I penmart
you penmart
he sheits penmarts (close and looks like a cigar...)

we penmart
youse penmart
they penmart

To penmart, v.i. (From the obsolete and archaic Sheldon Katz.)
1) to behave with wanton belligerence and overweening vulgarity in
attempting to conceal or divert attention from gaffes, misstatements,
intransigence, and other blunders, errors or stupid statements.
2) to invent "facts" or "information" and become agitated when they're
questioned and resort to the behavior in #1.
3) to plagiarize the works and words of others and post them as one's own.
4) to quote extensive passages from published works, infringing on
copyright.
5) to frequently post racist, sexist, anti-ethnic and otherwise bigoted
diatribes that repeatedly display the crippled mind of a crank

To penmart, v.t. (From the dubiously active and verbally diarrhetic
Sheldon Katz.)
1) to screw up whatever one touches; to penmart the dinner
2) to keep trying even in the face of sure failure; to penmart
grammatical writing
3) to be wrong, have it demonstrated and proven beyond any doubt and
still insist on being right; to penmart the idea that pressure cookers
don't cook.

penmartism, n. (From the aberrant and demented Sheldon Katz)
1) the blatantly mistaken belief that one knows how to cook based on
40-year-old experience, and insists that there's only one way to do it
2) the belief set that excuses vulgarity as a response to question or
disagreement, rather than fact or useful information.
3) behavior characterized by puzzling vehemence and malicious attack for
no apparent reason, particularly those comments designed merely to
insult with no regard for fact or truth.

Tomorrow, we might explore the penmartic philosophers and their
teachings. Since they were such failures that they're all dead or seem
to be, it'll be more like a survey course. Between the soup and fish
course. Think of it not as a palate cleanser, but a mind emptier. So you
can be right up there with them.

Pastorio