This week's, the one with the dog people on the cover. Plain
couple sitting at a dining table, looking up at their server, who
inquires:

"And do you take your organic green tea with sugar, lemon, honey,
or just the usual dollop of smug self-righteousness?"

Dollop? Give me a gravy boat full of it, cause I like to fling my
self-rightousness on every green tea tainting boor within eyeshot.
And don't forget the ladle.

--crymad