Dave Smith wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > You'd be hard pressed to distinguish rabbit from chicken thighs...
and
> > vice versa... important because I've substituted both ways. An
awful
> > lot of southerner hillybilly good ole mountain boys swore they
could
> > tell but could not.
>
> Hillbillies have trouble with gastronomic identification? Imagine
that.

If your literacy level were above Grade 2 you'd realize this was one of
the rare times I've actually complimented hillybilly gastronomy... most
hillybillys are in fact pretty good at distinguishing various roadkill,
especially from chicken. Now this doesn't include hillybilly dagos,
the only meat the WOPs know is balls.... which becomes quite clear
considering their universal recipe: flesh of any three beasts ground
together with an equal quantity of garlic... formed into spheres with
unwashed mitts.

Sheldono