OK. Against my better judgment, I just had a can of Skyline Chili, with
kidney beans, served over spaghetti, with shredded cheddar. It wasn't that
bad. But, unfortunately, it's now 100% certain that as a result of my
actions the Bearcats will not win a single game in this, their inaugural
season in the Big East.

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