Joel K. 'Jay' Furr wrote:
> OK. Against my better judgment, I just had a can of Skyline Chili,
> with kidney beans, served over spaghetti, with shredded cheddar. It
> wasn't that bad. But, unfortunately, it's now 100% certain that as
> a result of my actions the Bearcats will not win a single game in
> this, their inaugural season in the Big East.

I'd be willing to take that risk.

Please send me a can or twenty ASAP