A little birdie told me that Monsur Fromage du Pollet
> said:

>Damsel in dis Dress wrote on 16 Apr 2005 in rec.food.cooking
>
>> Looking for food people? Are you a cannibal? Well, I'm not
>> volunteering. I'm too heavily marbled.
>
>Italian Marble or Mexican Marble?

It would have to be Danish marble.

>Alan (who has lost his marbles)

Crash tripped on them and tore some muscles in his hip. Keep those damned
things under control!

Carol
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Coming at you live, from beautiful Lake Woebegon