On 2005-04-19, Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
> A little birdie told me that (Serene) said:
>
>>Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>>
>>> So true. I had bladder repair surgery when I was 41. I know what it's
>>> like to cough, sneeze, or bend over and have your shoes fill with urine.
>>
>>Now there's an image I'll take to my grave.
>
> Oops! Sorry ..... But I have gotten new shoes since then
LOL....
Reminds me of an old motorcycle joke about flat track racing, a sport
where crazed m/c racers go around and around on horse racing tracks at
150+mph speeds on motorcycles that have no brakes. They go flat out in
the straightaways, then throw the bike sideways in a controlled slide
into the corners to scrub off speed. Anyway, the joke was the
difference between champions and the rest of the pack. According to
track brag, the rest of the pack doesn't back off the throttle coming
into the corner till their boot starts to fill up. Winners don't back
off till they're full!
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