I about peed myself laughing at this.

Homer Simpson has a few beer songs, which I have wav files of, but can
no longer find links to.

My favorite is the one about being 17 and buying beer with a fake ID.

"When I was 17...
I had some really good beer.
I had some really good beer...
that I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee...
I stayed up listening to Queen...
When I was 17."

I heard the original the other day, for the first time. In an elevator.
It's very elevator meets broadway type music. I have no idea who the
original artist is.

The "When I was 17" part was in the original.

-Homer


Jason Montoya wrote:
> vincent p. norris > wrote in
> :
>
>
>>A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words
>>(You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):
>>
>>Dough, I use, to buy my beer,
>>Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
>>Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
>>Far, to go to get my beer,
>>So, I think I'll have a beer,
>>La, I'll have another beer,
>>Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer,
>>Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....
>>
>>Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)
>>
>>vince norris
>>
>
>
> A few years back Dr. Demento had a two-part show featuring songs about
> alcohol, and two of them come readily to mind:
>
> ---
>
> In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
> The fact that I like to drink beer
> This little song is more to the point
> Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears
>
> (chorus)
> I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
> I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
> (makes him feel mellow)
> Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
> This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
> (he likes beer)
>
> My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
> And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
> She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
> When I yell as the waiter goes by
>
> (chorus)
>
> Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
> And I went to a place so sublime
> Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
> Then they turned it all into wine (awww)
>
> I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
> I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow
> (makes him feel mellow)
> Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in
> gear
> Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love
> beer
> (yes, he likes beer)
>
> ---
>
> In heaven there is no beer
> That's why we drink it here
> And when we're gone from here
> Well all our friends will be drinking all the beer