"Dr. Dog" > wrote:

>Anyone have any nominations?
>
>I'm loath to laugh at any of the things for sale now. Even a slotted
>olive spoon turned out to make sense when one came our way. But is
>there anything truly useless and preferably expensive that is on the
>market now for chefs who have everything?

These are both cheap but absolute travesties. The hinged flip-flop
"omlet" pan, and the battery-powered "insde the egg" egg scrambler.
Somehow we have both, but never used them Don't know why they didn't
make it in that garage sale 15 years ago.