axlq wrote:
>
> I nominate the Ronco electric egg scrambler. It's a motor with
> a vertical shaft having a bent needle connected to the end. You
> impale an egg on the needle, turn it on, the needle spins around
> inside the egg, scrambling it. Then you break open the egg, and out
> comes perfectly scrambled raw egg.
>
Are you kidding?! Wow, that's hilarious! Now if you had a syringe you
could add a bit of water or milk, and if you had a tiny funnel you
could add salt and pepper. Then you could put the egg in the microwave
and cook it. Serve scrambled egg in an egg cup....-aem