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aem > wrote:
>axlq wrote:
>> I nominate the Ronco electric egg scrambler. It's a motor with
>> a vertical shaft having a bent needle connected to the end. You
>> impale an egg on the needle, turn it on, the needle spins around
>> inside the egg, scrambling it. Then you break open the egg, and out
>> comes perfectly scrambled raw egg.
>>
>Are you kidding?! Wow, that's hilarious!

I'm not kidding. The ads also said you can use it to make a "hard
boiled egg with no yolk!"

I recall seeing ads for it back in the 1970s or 1980s I think.
And it's still being sold, on amazon.com and elsewhere. See for
example: http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/eggscrambler.htm

Just search for Ronco egg scrambler on Google and you'll find a whole
bunch of links.

>Now if you had a syringe you could add a bit of water or milk, and
>if you had a tiny funnel you could add salt and pepper. Then you
>could put the egg in the microwave and cook it. Serve scrambled
>egg in an egg cup....-aem

Hee hee... except the egg in the microwave will probably still
explode, whether you scrambled it inside or not.

-A