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"Dr. Dog" > wrote:

> Anyone have any nominations?
>
> I'm loath to laugh at any of the things for sale now. Even a slotted
> olive spoon turned out to make sense when one came our way. But is
> there anything truly useless and preferably expensive that is on the
> market now for chefs who have everything?
>
> A pizza-warmer is the closest I can come to the ideal.

That $3,000+ refrigerator with a flat screen TV mounted in the door
comes immediately to mind. I cannot imagine why anyone would want a TV
mounted in a refrigerator door. Even for those who watch TV in the
kitchen, there are cheaper and more effective ways to have TV in the
kitchen.