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> Holiday Fruit Cake Recipe
>
> You will need the following: A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four
> large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup
> of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey.
>
> Sample the whiskey and check for quality.
>
> Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the
> highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the
> electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add
> one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
>
> Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the
> mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
> dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the
> beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the whiskey and check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups
> of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the
> lemon uice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar of
> something. Whatever you find.
>
> Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to
> beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the
> whiskey again and go to bed.
>
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>
> From - e-cookbooks.net

Allow me. Groan. ;-) Suzan