"Katra" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> Bubba > wrote:
>
> > Was wandering around the meat section of the local supermarket this
> > morning when a very nice assistant butcher lady inquired if I needed
> > help finding anything. Not sure what made me do it...in a mood, I
> > guess....but I asked her if they had any kosher hams. She said she
> > didn't think so but would ask and went and fetched the head of the meat
> > department. He said they carried no kosher meat of any kind but I might
> > try the ethnic food section. So...I thanked them for their help and
> > headed towards the ethnic food section....trying to withhold my giggles.
> > Kinda silly, but it sure was fun watching them study the problem!
> > Just another day of fun in a small town.
> >
> > Bubba
>
> Isn't "Kosher Ham" an oxymoron???? <lol>

Isn't an 'oxymoron' just an idiot that uses up too much air?

Shaun aRe