Ubiquitous wrote:
> I wrote:
> >They're frosted Pop-Tarts, so there's no need to sprinkle powdered sugar
on
> >them. You may want to buy unfrosted P'Tarts in cherry or another fruit
> >flavor and plaster your sugar doilies on those, though.
>
> <channeling SLop>
> EasyEasy! Get some vanilla premade frosting and embellish it with a couple
> drops of strawburry extract (to make it taste homemade) and spread it ONto
> the Pop-Tart.
> </channeling SLop>

Remember to add in a few drops of red food coloring so it looks just like
real strawberry flavor.

I'd have to sprinkle on my own jimmies or colored sugar, wouldn't I? And I'd
still need my doilies.


> >Do you recommend sprinkling powdered sugar on him, too?
>
> You don't know what she does with pixie-stix, do you?

Self-service, I thought.


> >Tablescape, schmablescape! Tape them cunningly and smooth them absolutely
> >flat, and you can run up a lame-esque sheath that will take his breath
away!
> >
> ><I owe a lot to Brini Maxwell -- I really do!>
>
> I've heard about that show but have YET to see it! It's can't be as
> funny as "Half-Baked SLop".

Oh yes. It can be as funny and funnier.