Dianna McLeod wrote:
> First I want you to buy a box of Strawberry Frosted Kellogs
> Pop-Tarts. When you get them home I want you to open the box. Now
> don't be afraid of the shiney pretty foil wrappers. That's just
> the convenience of having your Pop-Tarts pre-packaged. Just open
> one up and take the Pop-Tarts out being careful not to
> accidentally break off any corners.
>
> Next I want you to just literally pop the Pop-Tarts (hmm... that
> was pretty clever... I should write that down... "pop your
> Pop-Tart...") into your toaster. Make sure you put only one
> Pop-Tart in each slot. Now. Here's a tip. If your Pop-Tarts don't
> seem to be getting warm I want you to pull down the lever on the
> side of the toaster.
>
> Now while our Pop-Tarts are cooking let's make a nice breakfast
> cocktail to go with it! I call it my fantastic Pop-Cocktail! I
> want you to take some grape popsicles out of the freezer. Put them
> in a bowl. Now just pop the bowl into the microwave! When the
> popsicles are melted, take them out and pour them into an ice cube
> tray. Don't be afraid to take the sticks out of the melted
> popsicle. Pop the tray into the freezer. I have some frozen
> already! Next I want you to get a tall glass and put your frozen
> popsicle ice cubes in the glass all the way to the top. Next pour
> your vodka literally right on top of the ice cubes. Your popsicle
> cubes will keep your drink cool and give it a wonderful flavor!
>
> Our Pop-Tarts should be done by now, so I want you to take them
> out of the toaster. Use a fork to get them out so that you don't
> burn your fingers. Put your Pop-Tarts on your prettiest strawberry
> patterned plate. Next take a shaker full of powdered sugar and
> literally sprinkle it all over your Pop-Tarts. Sit down by a
> roaring fire with your hubby and enjoy your Pop-Tarts and your
> Cock-Poptail! Did I mention I love to have sex with my husband?
> It's true. See my website for tips!
>
> I forgot to mention that you can unfold the shiny foil wrappers
> the Pop-Tarts come in and tape a bunch together to make yourself a
> beautiful new tablecloth for your breakfast tablescape. And nobody
> will ever know how easy it was to make or how little it cost.
>
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