>> There are two versions that I recall....the first with ham, green pepper
>> and canned pineapple chunks atop tomator sauce, the second and likely
>> "authentic" Hawaian, Span cubes and pineapple chunks over tomato sauce.
>>
>> The mere thought is enough to generate the first tickle of incipient
>> projectile vomiting.

Ok, the name is tacky, and the idea is kind of wierd, but if you think
about it -- ham, pineapple, tomato -- the flavors go together really well.
Personally, I prefer pepperoni to ham (or spam -- which I'll agree, yuck)
on this combo. Call it a hot flatbread sandwich if that makes it more
palatable, but don't diss it just because it's called "pizza".

toodles, gretchen