Tristan Beeline wrote:
> I'm a mad scientist and I want to blow up the planet.

Good! I've noticed it seems to have deflated a bit over the years. I
just didn't know anyone with big enough lips and lung capacity to
reinflate the poor thing. Thanks for volunteering! B-{)

> How can I turn wine into an explosive, that will nuke the whole solar system ?

The only wine that might suffice for that is the fine Pinot Grand
Fenwick from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. It makes a great rocket fuel,
and with some tinkering, you might make it blow up.

Unfortunately, the Fenwick production levels probably won't support
nuking the solar system. Sorry.

I'll let you get back to adding your hot air to the planet! B-{)

Kirk