The 'padded wallpaper' establishment has shown interest in getting to know
young Tristan as well...

....but in order to assist, he may like to look at cabbage wine. With the aid
of plastic bag collectors, he'll soon have enough methane to cause a stir.

Mike

"Ray Calvert" > wrote in message
. ..
> I don't know the answer but I will forward your query to Homeland
Security.
> I believe they will be very interested in helping you.
>
> Ray
>
> "Tristan Beeline" > wrote in message
> om...
> > I'm a mad scientist and I want to blow up the planet.
> >
> > How can I turn wine into an explosive, that will nuke the whole solar
> > system ?
>
>