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"Tristan Beeline" > wrote in message om...
: I'm a mad scientist and I want to blow up the planet.
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: How can I turn wine into an explosive, that will nuke the whole solar system ?



You distill enough wine into pure alcohol. You drench the whole planet Earth with those alcohol, and you light a match to it. The
whole planet Earth will go WHOOOOOM and burst into a humongous fireball and then whooooshing around in space like a run away rubber
balloon and knock out all other planets in the solar system.


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