Damsel wrote:
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> How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

I have absolutely no problem... just hunch my face down close so my
lips are about an inch from the mound, hook a few strands with my fork
and ease them to my mouth. Then I twirl them around my tongue while
sucking and gripping with my lips, and ever so often as I'm coming to
an end I hook a few more strands with my fork and push them to my lips
so I don't lose my rhythm. Then continue the tongue twirling-lip
suctioning process non-stop faster and faster until the 'skitti cums to
an end with a big slurp. Really, that's how I do 'sketti in private.
I don't do 'sketti very often in public, folks don't seem to appreciate
my technique, especially the audio. At restaurants I prefer shells,
ravioli, tortellini, like that.

Sheldon