Damsel wrote:
> "Bob" said:
>
> > I twirl against the plate.

> I've tried that, but I still wind up with stray strands of pasta getting
> involved with the ones I started out with.

I'm a twirler, but I twirl against the palate, and no forkin'... get my
face right down close to your steamy hot 'sketti mound and pull a
serious lip vacuum while twirling with my talented tongue....
slurp-slurp, faster and faster, non stop until your plate is squeaky
clean. And then ya do the hot sauce-seege!

Sheldon