Carol replied:

>> Damsel may be confused by a lot of things but I bet twirling baton
>> ain't one of them... I hear tell she could twirl two at a time while
>> doing a split... why do you think they made her wear dat dress! <G>
>
> Dear Lord, can you imagine me doing a split at my age and with this girth?
> Scary, scary picture.
>
> But you're right about the batons. You forgot to mention that the ends of
> the batons are on fire.

He didn't mention it because in his fantasy, the ends of the batons AREN'T
on fire. They're coated with Vaseline, and their ultimate resting place is
within Sheldon "The Receptacle" Katz.

Bob