Damsel wrote:

> How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?
>

i use two methods of 'sketti transfer from plate to mouth. if i'm eating alone i
generally use the caveman method where by i stick a fork full of spaghetti in my
mouth and bite off any hangers and let them fall back on the plate. then i use
my trusty piece of toasted garlic bread to sop up everything left on the plate.
if i'm eating around others i try to at least appear to be civilized and use the
twirl against the plate method.