"Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
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>>Yes, but at least there is an excellent reason why Sandra Dee can't
>>cook and isn't going to get any better over time. What's Sandra Lee's
>>reason for not getting better over time? I think any of the candidates
>>they have on that next Food Network cooking show contest would be
>>better than Sandra Lee.
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> What part about "drunk nitwit" do you not understand? :-)
A few days ago SLop was making lasagna. She was laying down a layer of
goaat cheese and then told us how her sister uses a variation where you use
ricotta cheese insetad. Jesus Christ woman, that's the way it's done, not a
variation!!!
Today she said she uses apple juice instead of water in her pancake mix.
Barf...
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