Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 13:07:54 -0400, "Bob (this one)" >
> wrote:
>>Here's a brilliant example -
>
>
> Who wants to explain the joak to Giant Brane Bob?

I'll take a whack at this one.

Dear Bob,

This is a game called, "Who Controls Whom." Note the "m"
on the end is very important, otherwise it wouldn't be writing
with the good English. The winner of the game (henceforth to
be referred to as "The Troll") is the player whom gets the
other player (hencerforth to be referred to as "Bob") to get
what her or him wants he or she to do. In this round of
the game, Kevin "Black Man" SWilson and oTTo "Bahn, James" Bahn
are attempting to make you post humorless and/or clueless
comments to the USERNET to make you look like foolish.
On a scale from 1 to 10, I give them about a 5 so far
(not their finest effort, but not completely unsuccessful).
You, on the other hand, don't even seem to have any goal
in mind, and you can't WIN THE GAME if you don't even
UNNERSTAN the R00LS. Therefore, feeble as their trolls
might be, they are still winning this particular battle of
wits.

All you have to do to turn the tables is decide what your
goal is and to execute a successful plan to achieve this goal.
I HAVE FAITH IN YOU BOB! I'm ROUTING for you!

YOU ARE WELCOME!