In article >,
"nathan" > wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 23:30:29 -0800, Gregory Morrow wrote:
>
> > http://www.suntimes.com/output/food/...ws-will28.html
> >
> >
> > Why aren't the French fat like us?
>
> Here's the final word on nutrition and health. *It's a relief to know
> the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
>
> Evidence:
>
> 1. *The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
> than the Americans.
>
> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> the Americans.
>
> 3. *The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than the Americans.
>
> 4. *The Italians and French drink excessive amounts of red wine and
> suffer fewer heart attacks than the *Americans.
>
> 5. *The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
> andsuffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
>
> Conclusion: *Eat and drink what you like. *Speaking English is
> apparently what kills you.
>

Damn you... Just sent lunch thru my nose!
Owch! ;-D

K.

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