Michael Balarama wrote:
<...>
>>My calculated health span is 95.9 years.
>
> guess you will be called the incredibly old suspect
> or
> cranky suspect
> dodderly suspect
> ancient suspect
> octogenairian suspect

90-100 = nonagenarian
100+ = centenarian

I plan to outlive all these hateful vegan adversaries. They can call me
whatever they want. :-)

<...>