"kilikini" > wrote in message news:jEhSb.30606
> > > Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know
> > > the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
> > >
> > > Evidence:
> > >
> > > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
> > > than the Americans.
> > >
> > > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> > > the Americans.
> > >
> > > 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
> > > attacks than the Americans.
> > >
> > > 4. The Italians and French drink excessive amounts of red wine and
> > > suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
> > >
> > > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
> > > andsuffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
> > >
> > > Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
> > > apparently what kills you.
> > >
> >
> > Damn you... Just sent lunch thru my nose!
> > Owch! ;-D
> >

Except there's not an American out there that can speak English ....


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