Sheldon wrote:
> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>
>><cough> I calls 'em the way I sees 'em. You're right on the grace and
>>style part, though. ME? Bug Margaret? Nevah! I know upon which side
>>of the bread the chicken liver is schmeared.
>
>
> Well, that's too easy... chicken liver is never schmeared on sliced
> bread... even a goy knows where on a sliced roll to schmear. But do
> you know which is the correct side to schmear on matzoh?
>
> Sheldon
>


It's a trick question.
Matzoh doesn't schmear; it doesn't matter what you try to schmear it on.

Best regards, ;-)
Bob