Patches wrote:

> On that note - joke for today Not sure what the menu is down there but
> I'm sure *hot* dogs must be on it.
>
> Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their
> habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger
> the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
>
> In a very loud voice, the first guy said,"I think I'm going to
> move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."
>
> The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there
> are only 50 nuns living there."
>
> The third guy said," I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns
> living there."
>
> One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a
> very sweet calm voice said, "Why don't you go to Hell...
> there aren't any nuns there."


Well, since you mentioned nuns and hot dogs....


Two nuns have just arrived in the New York City from rural Ireland, and one
says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat
dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we
might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother
superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. "Two
dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he
wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and
begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers.
Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers
cautiously, "What part did you get?"


Bob