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On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 17:40:51 -0500, (Ubiquitous)
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>Sandra then struggles to move the cake to a cake pedestal and then tells us to
>pull the spatula out of the back of the round cake. Thank goodness for telling
>me that! I'd have just left it there all day otherwise! Sandra then tops the
>cake with the pilfered flowers, reminding us to remove them before serving
>because they're inedible -- does she mean the flowers or the cake?
>
This is when I tuned in. What the hell was that thing she put the
cake on? It looked like some old rusted out foot stool she found in
her garage.
>Sandra declares that her picnic-scape is based on poetry and Shakespeare, which
>sounds interesting, until the camera pulls back to reveal it in all its glory,
>at which point I am stunned. WTF? WTF?!?!? She dragged out a dinning room table
>and used a tapestry for a table cloth and dragged out a pair of big fancy
>apolstered recliners for sitting/reclining. On the table, she used faux metal
>plates and gushed that you can eat "right on top of them". I was seriously too
>stunned to take the rest in, but she apparently ripped out pages from a poetry
>book as napkin decorations and hung a candelabra of Liberace proportions from
>gawd knows where. She then tells us she has to run off to 'freshen up" and
>exits stage left with a wave.
I wish we could have seen her drag her dining room table and living
room chairs across the lawn. That would have been a show in itself.
All to surprise her husband? Hmmmm, how many men did you have over to
help move the furniture, Sandra? (I guess a couple of girlfriends
could have done it, too, but my guess is Sandra would employ men to do
that kind of job).
I just don't understand those outfits with the giant sleeves. Or why
she feels the need to cook in her "party clothes" at all. With all
the coming and going she does before and after commercials, a change
of clothes, before showing off the tablescape, would at least be a
more realistic aspect of the show.
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