Ray

Allow me, as a former helpless female, to offer you my "translation" of
what's going on with women on the foodie newgrooups, Bobs and French
fries (pick one all caps or not fercrossake).

It's my reading that the women who exchange bitter words with Bobs over
French fries don't really care what he dusts the fries with...

What they're really after is to get fried by Bobs himself.

Capice?

And you just don't get it. (I guess).