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Baseball Tailgate
Sandra Lee is going to hit a Grand Slam on today's
episode because she's creating a Kid's [sic]
Baseball Tailgate. So, grab you ball and your
bat and line up for these amazing dishes: Grilled
Shrimp Skewers Marinated in an Orange-Champagne
Vinaigrette, Cheesesteak Subs, Very Berry Cream
Cups and a Drunken Float
Other than begging the question "Who the hell throws tailgatew parties
at a baseball game?" and "Is this tailgate for Brycer?", it also begs
the question "what child would eat this stuff?", especially the floats
which are made with three shots of vanilla vodka with root beer and ice
cream.
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WARNING!!!
Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!! We
assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating the
"food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not sure
where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of Miss Lee.