Yikes. Hold onto that day job like grim death.

Brad
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> Top 10 Signs You Are A Chocoholic
>
> 10. You taught your kids that it is an annual tradition to give their
> mom chocolates on Presidents Day.
>
> 9. You encouraged your kid to do a science fair project about the
> Harvard researchers who said that chocolate was the key to a longer
> life and then ate all his exhibits.
>
> 8. In your chocolate-induced delirium, you thought that the finding
> that chocolate helps fight the presence of disease-causing free
> radicals referred to a recently escaped unkempt mailbomber.
>
> 7. You intentionally sneak into the coffeeholics meeting instead to
> make sure you aren't cured of your addiction to chocolate.
>
> 6. You only wear Choco Jeans.
>
> 5. You put your husband's sign that said "The Key Is Moderation" in
> the "free box" at the last garage sale.
>
> 4. You have a chocolate Labrador.
>
> 3. The only reason you want to save the rain forest is to save the
> cocoa tree.
>
> 2. You named your daughter Hershey.
>
> 1. You encouraged everyone at the nursing home you work at to vote for
> "Bubba Fudge Brownie Sundae" at the ongoing Pillsbury Kids Bake-Off
> Contest and bused them them to Pillsbury's headquarters in Minneapolis
> to make sure they voted because they didn't have a computer.
>
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