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projectile vomit chick wrote:
> On 28 Sep 2005 10:59:28 -0700, in rec.food.cooking,
> hit the crackpipe and declared:
> >I was wondering whether anybody can help me. In the near future, I
> >shall be cooking a meal (for the first time) for a very special lady.
> >The thing is, I am no expert at this type of thing, and I have no idea
> >about what to cook for her. She tells me that she is "not fussy" and
> >will eat "just about anything" - which leaves the ball very firmly in
> >my court. However, I'm sure that if I provide something uninteresting
> >like pasta, she'll think I'm devoid of originality. Have any of you
> >any suggestions as to what I can cook - or more importantly what not
> >to? I can do my bit in the kitchen, but sadly I'm used to the bachelor
> >way of doing it!
>
> Lean back from the table, pull out your cock and slap it on the table.
> Yell "IT'S DINNERTIME, BITCH!"....then get up and shove it into the
> shocked "O" of her mouth.
I left an impression, eh?
Sheldon
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